So the other night my daughter and I were talking. I was cutting something up for supper and she asked if I had ever been cut with a knife. I said yes one time and it was an accident while I was at work. She proceeds to ask more questions of course such as:
Allyssa : Did you have to have any stitches?
Me: No. It wasn't bad enough for that.
Allyssa: Have you ever had stitches before?
Me: Yes, in fact I have. It was just two tiny ones though.
Allyssa : When?
Me: To be honest it was the day that you were born?
Allyssa: Oh my god mom! No way. Are you serious?
Me: Yes! I am serious but it didn't hurt at all.
Then she asks me ....
Allyssa: Do I have to have a baby?
Me: I told her point blank no she didn't have to have a baby if she didn't want to but if she did and the time was right it would be ok. And you also have to have sex first in order to get pregnant.
Allyssa: (looks as white as a ghost) Mom you didn't just say that? So you have had sex?
Me: Yes honey I did and thats how all of you came along.
I walked out of the room laughing while she looked as white as a ghost and puzzled trying to figure out what we just talked about.
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